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Showing posts with label Sassy's Scoop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sassy's Scoop. Show all posts
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Friday, July 3, 2009
Sassy's Scoop on Freaky Friday
Hi peoples! Sassy here, to bring you the scoop, all the scoop, and nuthin' but the scoop, on wrestling a catnip boogie mat into submission. That's important, y'know, 'cuz you don't want those things getting out of control!
(Hover da mousie over da pictures! And apologies to those who couldn't read yesterday's hovers, The Mommy thinks she has it fixed now, but please let us know in the comments if you still can't read these; and if you couldn't read yesterday's but can read today's, try yesterday's now!)
The first step is to get a firm handle on the mat.
Bear down and get a good grip on it!
You have to be careful, as catnip boogie mats are tricky little buggers, and can explode on you without warning.
But with patience, you can regain the upper paw and bring it back under control.
And as a side benefit of wrangling with the nip, you get a good buzz...
That's all for this edition of Sassy's Scoop. I hope you've found it educashunul!
Happy Friday, and a Happy Independence Day weekend to all us Americats!
(Hover da mousie over da pictures! And apologies to those who couldn't read yesterday's hovers, The Mommy thinks she has it fixed now, but please let us know in the comments if you still can't read these; and if you couldn't read yesterday's but can read today's, try yesterday's now!)
The first step is to get a firm handle on the mat.
Bear down and get a good grip on it!
You have to be careful, as catnip boogie mats are tricky little buggers, and can explode on you without warning.
But with patience, you can regain the upper paw and bring it back under control.
And as a side benefit of wrangling with the nip, you get a good buzz...
That's all for this edition of Sassy's Scoop. I hope you've found it educashunul!
Happy Friday, and a Happy Independence Day weekend to all us Americats!
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Sassy's Scoop
Hi peoples! It's only me and Bugsy left to do our first posts, and Bugsy decided to be a gentlemanly mancat and let me, his sister the ladycat, go first. So you peoples will hear from him probably tomorrow.
I'm Sassy, and The Mommy says I gots my name because it fit my personality when I was a babycat -- and still does! You're already heard the story from my littersister Callie as to how we came to be bornded and to live with The Mommy, so I won't go all through that again (except she forgot to say that our Gotcha Date is Dec. 1, 2003, when we were about 2 months old). We're really glad that The Mommy and the ex-daddy let us come inside to live with them, and that The Mommy took us with her later on when she moved away. She spoils us rotten (as all beans should do, of course!) and makes sure we're taken care of.
Wanna see a babycat pic of me? Of course you do, who can resist kitten pictures! This is when I was just a few weeks old, before we moved in for good. The ex-daddy had brought me in to show The Mommy, and I climbed in behind her head To Check Things Out (or maybe it was To Hide!):
My very special own nickname is Sweetie, which often gets combined with my name to be Sassy Sweetie or Sweet Sassy. The Mommy also calls me Sass, Sassafrass, Sassymeister, Sassinator, and Sassy Mae.
I like to go outside, and sometimes I wander a little too far and The Mommy has to come herd me back to the approved boundaries. I'm not as bad as Bugsy though! But here I am last Saturday, checking out a bug right up on the front porch like a good little kitty (The Mommy: Of course, Little Miss Innocent that she is, she doesn't mention this is taken just a few minutes after I had to go herd her back from the wrong side of the driveway...) --
I haven't had a V-E-T visit this year, I'm really hoping that The Mommy has overlooked me in the confusion of all the other kitties 'cuz I don't wanna go (The Mommy: Good try, Sassy, but your turn is this Saturday).
I think that's all I gots this time around. Bye peoples!
Sassy
I'm Sassy, and The Mommy says I gots my name because it fit my personality when I was a babycat -- and still does! You're already heard the story from my littersister Callie as to how we came to be bornded and to live with The Mommy, so I won't go all through that again (except she forgot to say that our Gotcha Date is Dec. 1, 2003, when we were about 2 months old). We're really glad that The Mommy and the ex-daddy let us come inside to live with them, and that The Mommy took us with her later on when she moved away. She spoils us rotten (as all beans should do, of course!) and makes sure we're taken care of.
Wanna see a babycat pic of me? Of course you do, who can resist kitten pictures! This is when I was just a few weeks old, before we moved in for good. The ex-daddy had brought me in to show The Mommy, and I climbed in behind her head To Check Things Out (or maybe it was To Hide!):
My very special own nickname is Sweetie, which often gets combined with my name to be Sassy Sweetie or Sweet Sassy. The Mommy also calls me Sass, Sassafrass, Sassymeister, Sassinator, and Sassy Mae.
I like to go outside, and sometimes I wander a little too far and The Mommy has to come herd me back to the approved boundaries. I'm not as bad as Bugsy though! But here I am last Saturday, checking out a bug right up on the front porch like a good little kitty (The Mommy: Of course, Little Miss Innocent that she is, she doesn't mention this is taken just a few minutes after I had to go herd her back from the wrong side of the driveway...) --
I haven't had a V-E-T visit this year, I'm really hoping that The Mommy has overlooked me in the confusion of all the other kitties 'cuz I don't wanna go (The Mommy: Good try, Sassy, but your turn is this Saturday).
I think that's all I gots this time around. Bye peoples!
Sassy
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